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Women _should_ always carry Condoms!

  • Feb. 24th, 2006 at 2:23 AM
Was just having a bit of a YIM convo with rajini_priya and it dawned upon me that women should always carry condoms on them.  Condoms for males I mean.

They should also be given an education.  Most importantly, they should be taught how to put a condom onto a guy the proper way.  (Most of the time, pregnancies that occur despite the use of condoms are due to incorrectly worn condoms.)

Women should also understand the implications of having unsafe sex.  (Tell them about stuff like STD's like AIDS.  They should also be made aware of important stuff like leprosy, wikipedia, environmentalists, Darjeeling, New York, Papua New Guinea, The Taj Mahal, etc.)

Women should understand that girl babies ought not to be zeroed in for abortions.  Girl babies are hawter than male babies and are good for the population.  They should survive till they're assets (ignore triple pun) to the planet.

Women should be nice to good guys and outright evil to the bad guys.  The bad guys deserve to know nothing about the theory of reproduction and other stuff of a similar nature.

Yeah, this post also applies to the Men out there.  So if there are any MCP's out there who think I'm ignoring them, Please relax, you're all included here.  Males and Females alike (feminists, don't worry, I'm not saying males and females are equal!) ought to have this post applied to them.  (no kinky stuff please!)

Now why should people know about all these things?  Better, safer Sex (note the capital 'S' folks!).

Why should women carry condoms 24/7?  Because if they just 'happen' to be in a 'rape' situation, the rapist would think twice about the deed before it's committed if he is offered a condom by the chick.  You see, there are three things that can happen.

The babe stops the guy for a moment and pulls condom out of wrapper.
Thing-1:  Guy thinks "Holy Cow Batman!  WTF am I doing!" and he drops out and runs away squealing at his stupidness at falling prey to his nasty intentions.
Thing-2:  Guy goes "Whoa! This chick knows her business, I think I'm better off not raping someone cause seriously man, what the hell was I thinking?"  In short, he'd think twice before making another move.  Basically, he'd hit upon a realization, something on the lines of an RTFM-aftershock.
Thing-3:  The guy goes ahead and does the naughty deed.

No matter what happens, the girl is at a much better situation than if she did'nt have the condom at hand.  If the rapist just goes ahead and rapes her, the condom would be priceless!  (The chances of a guy insisting that the condom be missing from the equation are almost nil.  The fact the the woman displays a condom will in itself be like "look, rape me if you must, but please, I won't struggle too much if you use this thing."  A guy would prefer it too, after all, it's way safer in every way.)

Okai, this is just a random rant, ignore it if you can.  Don't criticise the thoughts too much, it's all in good humor.  (There is of course a bit of seriousness that I mean to put forward, but don't shout too loudly unless you're bursting to say something WRT that.)

//update: WRT rajini_priya's comment here, I had another brilliant brain wave. She's right, really.... Both sexes ought to carry precautionary measures to avoid mishaps. I suggest they carry guns or something. They're good at quickly abating rough situations. Someone should come up with blood-less guns. Perhaps UH Microwave frequency modulators or something. Maybe some Chinese or Japanese invention called a Brain Noodlizer that terminates the useful existence of the _victim_ instantly. :o) (sorry, I just could'nt keep myself from a forced typo like that! Hehe!)


(no subject) - (Anonymous) - Feb. 23rd, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 23rd, 2006 10:59 pm (UTC)
:o) Now that's what I call an outburst! lol!
(no subject) - rajini_priya - Feb. 24th, 2006 02:22 pm (UTC)
karthik wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:02 am (UTC)
Jim babu, you're something else man!! :D
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:07 pm (UTC)
Hehe! Somehing good I hope. ;o)
buggchaser wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:47 am (UTC)
*****Girl babies are hawter than male babies and are good for the population. They should survive till they're assets (ignore triple pun) to the planet. *******

Recent survey in melb has shown a decrease in Male population... and the ratio of females to males is 3:1... I like it ;)

And Yea the other thing abt the condoms is true and its practised too, in most westen countries by teenage party goers. Some of the girls i know here, do carry condoms with them when they go clubbin
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:32 pm (UTC)
I'm moving to Melbourne as soon as they grant me my citizenship. :o)

Yeah, I knew that of course. But the girls there actually carry the condoms because the want to get laid. They don't carry it so the next rapist who tries her gets a good time without endangering either of their lives.

Most likely, a girl under a rapist would sooner forget the fact that she's carrying condoms. Kinda defeats the whole purpose of sex, let alone safe sex! It's just too bad that people in general are quick to lose their presence of mind when faced with unexpected situations. :o)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) - Feb. 24th, 2006 11:29 am (UTC)
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:15 pm (UTC)
Oh, I've done so upon many an occasion.

Here however, I'm making fun of the planet.
The entire human race deserves a knock on the chin every once in a while.
And if it tickles the tendons, it ought naught be faught over genitalia. (Darn, I think I'm among the lousiest freaks that ever walked the planet. Hehe!) :o)

read: it's all in good humor. :o)

There is of course a serious message in the background, but I don't plan to make it a do-da-do if you know what I mean. (okai, bad joke. Do feel free to read the rest of this journal, I just might forgive myself for my sins. *grins!*)
thekamajournals wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 12:46 pm (UTC)
I know I shouldnt laugh, but I just cannot help it..

angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:15 pm (UTC)
The laugh was well worth it, I must be improving. :-D
(no subject) - thekamajournals - Feb. 25th, 2006 09:18 am (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Feb. 27th, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
vandyvandana wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 01:43 pm (UTC)
ok this is one cool and humourous post. The idea isnt really bad.
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:27 pm (UTC)
Thankyou. Though I must say, rajini_priya is the one who gave me the idea. :) The fact that we were talking about her 'Indianess' is what got me thinking along the usual tangent. :)
rajini_priya wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 02:21 pm (UTC)
hmm i think both the sex's should carry precautionary measures to avoid any kinda mishap. Not only the women alone.

Both of them are equally responsible!
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:16 pm (UTC)
Ah.... You're full of ideas now are'nt you? :o) Made an edit to the post!
teemus wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:19 pm (UTC)
Ha ha.
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)
I like the space between the Ha and the Ha. :)
psychog wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
phew! another one... but good one this time
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Coming from you, that's a BIG compliment. *turns purple with increased bloodflow*

These posts are on the same level.... Sorta:

Rain and Examination
Subordintion and Insubordination
How to Choke your Boss

Check them out sometime if you can spare the time. :o)

Read the last one no matter what though. It's one of the better ones. :o)
(no subject) - psychog - Feb. 26th, 2006 05:12 am (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Feb. 27th, 2006 07:09 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - psychog - Feb. 27th, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Feb. 28th, 2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
subtle_blues wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 09:02 pm (UTC)
Women _should_ always carry Condoms!
Check the frigging expiry date too!
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 24th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, that too.... :o)

Though an expired condom is better than a non-expired condom in the handbag, but not on the perpetrator. And it's a thousand times better than no condom at all!
gavarilo wrote:
Feb. 25th, 2006 05:08 am (UTC)
ok...so what about the post-rape scenario ...no police case? even if there is one...the victim says that she gave him the condom:P ?....but the scence is actually funny...heheh...
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
Technically, it's still rape. At least according to the law, it is.

A woman who is forcefully _taken_ against her will, is invariably judged to be a victim of rape.

She can say "I gave him the condom because I knew I could'nt escape the situation, I knew he was stronger than me, I knew that he could do pretty much what he liked, since passers by did'nt even try to come to my aid. So I gave him the condom to at least save me from the trauma and tension of having HIV infected blood gushing through my veins as I stand here today testifying. You see, he did what he wanted the most, but at least I'm still free of STD's because of my quick thinking, blah-blah...."

She'd go on to further explain my preachings and with the TV coverage of the case, I'd soon be a household name. :o) All girls would have condoms and backup condoms in their purses to avoid the mishap of having been raped twice in the same 24-hour period. :) Also, it serves her well if she has a ton of condoms in the case that she's gang-raped. :)

NEhoo, that's my propaganda to take over the world by storm. :)
(no subject) - gavarilo - Feb. 28th, 2006 05:14 am (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Feb. 28th, 2006 08:17 pm (UTC)
pinak wrote:
Feb. 25th, 2006 05:46 am (UTC)
it is preferable to carry pepper spray though! :p
angiasaa wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
Well, if he really _wants_ to rape her, pepper spray won't stop him. He'd most likely stick a knife through her heart and then, after having washed his eyes, he'd go about _taking_ the proceeds of his victim by raping her till her heart stopped. Or heck, necrophilia would reach new and unheard of heights in our society. :)

P.S.: I've had pepper spray in my eyes. (funny story that, btw!) And I managed to stay cool and not lose my composure. Pepper spray is good in a surprise encounter. But otherwise, quite pointless. An alert rapist could foresee it and take will-power precautions to stand his ground even after the gal's fired a gallon of the juice into his face. :)
pratibha75 wrote:
Mar. 1st, 2006 03:37 am (UTC)
Funny! And don't expect me to make a long comment cos that is not what I am exactly good at in the morning.
And couple that with laziness....err..you got the picture right?
angiasaa wrote:
Mar. 3rd, 2006 12:02 am (UTC)
er.... Yes, picture procured.... :o)

It's Friday!! Yay!!
(no subject) - pratibha75 - Mar. 3rd, 2006 03:28 am (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Mar. 4th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)