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Oct. 15th, 2004

  • 1:13 AM
In too deep, Brood
Me got a call a couple of days ago from a clueless freak....  Thus goes the convo:


Phone:  Trrrrring Triiinnnnnnggg!!
Me:  *hits reply and glues cell to eardrum*  Yeah, speak, Jim.... here!
Voice:  Yaar, rajiv paisa kab de raha hai?  Idhar tension serious hai (Insert Hindi Expletive)!
Me:  Ahem!  Who do you wish to speak to?  Me or Rajiv?
Voice:  Oye kaun re tu?
Me:  That does'nt matter, just answer the question if you don't want me to drive a screwdriver through your eardrums.
Voice:  Bhai, Hindi you know?  Telugu?
Me:  Haan, mujhe Hindi aati hai, magar aap kaun ho, aur kisse baat karni hai?
Voice:  Bhai, mein 'so-and-so' hoon, zara Rajiv ko phone dena, baat karni hai.
Me:  Voh sab theek hai, yeh bataao, aapne kaunsa number dial kiya?
Voice:  3*****222
Me:  kya!  *Expressing genuine surprise*
Voice:  3*****222
Me:  Haan, magar mera number hai:  3*****22
Voice:  Same-same.
Me:  Aapne extra 2 daala hai, Rajiv ne galat number diya hai aapko.
Voice:  Nahin, usney yehi number diya hai!!
Me:  Galat number diya hai ji, bye.
Voice:  Rajiv ko....
^click^  *I cut the line*

Phone:  Trrrrring Triiinnnnnnggg!!
Me:  Hello!!!!!!!!!  *Darned Effer me thinks!*
Voice:  Rajiv?
Me:  Yaar, jusr Effin' check the number!!!!
Voice:  Sorry bhai, hindi mein bol.
Me:  Kitney number 9 digit ke hotein hain?
Voice:  8 digit ke hai, 9 hai hee nahin.
Me:  Answer mila?  Bye!
^click^  *I cut the line*

Phone:  Trrrrring Triiinnnnnnggg!!
Voice:  Rajiv ko dena please....
Me:  Number kaunsa dial kiya?
Voice:  3*****222
Me:  Voh 9 digit ka number hai, mera number 3*****22 hai.  Please call karna band karo!  Bye!
Voice:  Oh!!  kaisa ulloo hoon.  Maaf karna bhai saab, galti ho gayi.
Me:  Thank you, and don't call again....
^click^  *I cut the line*



At this point, I notice that the coffee's gone cold and I'm five minutes late for my class....  What a pain!!
Kaydeeyoh!
  • Mood: amused amused
  • Music:Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us

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thelightening wrote:
Oct. 14th, 2004 01:28 pm (UTC)
weird people!
hahaha

This happened to Dad too a couple of years back.
A guy called asking for some 'Sharmaji'. Dad told him he's got the wrong number, confirmed that there is no 'Sharmaji' here and he should verify the number again. But the guy kept calling. when he called the 5th time:
Guy: Sharmaji hain?
Dad: Oh, aapko nahin maaloom?
Guy: Kya?
Dad: unka tou aaj sawere accident ho gaya. I am the neighbor.
Guy: Oh my God! That's terrible!
Dad: You should pay him a visit.
Guy: Oh okai. Thank you very much. I'll visit him tonight.
Dad: No problem.
Guy: Thank you again.

*click*

And then Dad said, "Now he will visit him and get the right number. Hopefully!"

lol

Some people just don't understand the straight language.
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angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:29 am (UTC)
Re: weird people!
lolz! Some of us have the best experiences. :o)

At the time, i was totally frustrated by this guy, But now that I look back on it, I think it's so funny that people can be so persistantly dumb. :o)
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roopa1978 wrote:
Oct. 14th, 2004 07:07 pm (UTC)
Me: That does'nt matter, just answer the question if you don't want me to drive a screwdriver through your eardrums.

woo..i'd be scared to call you!

hehe!!
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angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:29 am (UTC)
I would'nt drive more than my sliky words through your eardrums. :o)
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(no subject) - vandyvandana - Oct. 15th, 2004 10:31 am (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Oct. 15th, 2004 01:40 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - vandyvandana - Oct. 15th, 2004 10:10 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Oct. 16th, 2004 07:50 am (UTC)
saiprasad wrote:
Oct. 14th, 2004 09:49 pm (UTC)
Voice: Oh!! kaisa ulloo hoon. Maaf karna bhai saab, galti ho gayi.

Good. At least, he realised it.
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angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:30 am (UTC)
Yeah, thank Kaydeeyoh! That guy would have had me dialling the cops if he's persisted in his ignorance! :oP
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vaguelyalive wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 03:16 am (UTC)
Me: That does'nt matter, just answer the question if you don't want me to drive a screwdriver through your eardrums.

Er, I'm never, EVEr calling you...

::runs away::
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angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:31 am (UTC)
I'll take my words back, please do call. :o)
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(no subject) - angiasaa - Oct. 15th, 2004 07:32 am (UTC)
(no subject) - vaguelyalive - Oct. 16th, 2004 08:26 am (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Oct. 16th, 2004 08:30 am (UTC)
simplysaps wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 04:08 am (UTC)
:)
:).... a 'Live Joke' indeed!
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angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:33 am (UTC)
Re: :)
God takes a few days off a year.... :o) This was one of them. :o)
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buggchaser wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 04:57 am (UTC)
Hi there RAJIV .. how are you!!!!

LOL
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angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:33 am (UTC)
Oh, I'm sorry, he died a couple of years ago.... Do you believe in ghosts? :o))

LOL!
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(no subject) - buggchaser - Oct. 15th, 2004 11:18 am (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Oct. 15th, 2004 01:41 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - buggchaser - Oct. 15th, 2004 09:57 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Oct. 16th, 2004 07:47 am (UTC)
A puke PJ - namus - Oct. 17th, 2004 01:31 pm (UTC)
Re: A puke PJ - angiasaa - Oct. 23rd, 2004 01:01 am (UTC)
pinak wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 06:03 am (UTC)
Something similar used to happen to me.
I used to get regular calls from ppl asking for "Naggi Reddy". One day i got so bugged that I said to the caller "Sorry! He passed away! :(" I did this 4 3 other callers, n never in past 5 yrs I hv heard of "Naggi Reddy" :D
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angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:35 am (UTC)
lolz! I was lucky it was just this one guys. :o)

Most of the other freaks who call me up asking for someone else tend to get the point after the first "Sorry, wrong number!^click!^" :o)
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) - Oct. 15th, 2004 06:20 am (UTC)
angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:35 am (UTC)
Suah thing d00d! You got your wish! I'll send every blind caller your way from this moment on. :o)
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) - Oct. 15th, 2004 10:04 am (UTC)
(no subject) - angiasaa - Oct. 15th, 2004 11:16 am (UTC)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) - Oct. 15th, 2004 06:32 am (UTC)
angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 07:36 am (UTC)
he must have been dead in a mental sense. lol!
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datempest wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 08:39 am (UTC)
Me: That does'nt matter, just answer the question if you don't want me to drive a screwdriver through your eardrums.


For sure you are not going to hear my voice next time you pick up the phone. I dont want to even imagine what would happen to my ears!
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angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2004 08:52 am (UTC)
:oP Personal choice. lol!
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) - Oct. 17th, 2004 04:21 am (UTC)
angiasaa wrote:
Oct. 17th, 2004 04:26 am (UTC)
lolz! :o) cute-cute!
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Hi - (Anonymous) - Oct. 18th, 2004 12:11 am (UTC)
Re: Hi - angiasaa - Oct. 23rd, 2004 01:02 am (UTC)
Re: Hi - (Anonymous) - Oct. 24th, 2004 09:56 pm (UTC)
Re: Hi - angiasaa - Nov. 17th, 2004 02:53 am (UTC)
hithaz wrote:
Oct. 29th, 2004 02:58 am (UTC)
Bizarre call I ever got was at 1AM on my cell saying " Hi Come immediatly to Club-- Our band needs u to play drums now" and the line got disconnected.
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angiasaa wrote:
Nov. 17th, 2004 02:54 am (UTC)
Did you go there? :oP

even if it was just to have a peek at what was going on. :oP
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