amusedPhone: Trrrrring Triiinnnnnnggg!!
Me: *hits reply and glues cell to eardrum* Yeah, speak, Jim.... here!
Voice: Yaar, rajiv paisa kab de raha hai? Idhar tension serious hai (Insert Hindi Expletive)!
Me: Ahem! Who do you wish to speak to? Me or Rajiv?
Voice: Oye kaun re tu?
Me: That does'nt matter, just answer the question if you don't want me to drive a screwdriver through your eardrums.
Voice: Bhai, Hindi you know? Telugu?
Me: Haan, mujhe Hindi aati hai, magar aap kaun ho, aur kisse baat karni hai?
Voice: Bhai, mein 'so-and-so' hoon, zara Rajiv ko phone dena, baat karni hai.
Me: Voh sab theek hai, yeh bataao, aapne kaunsa number dial kiya?
Voice: 3*****222
Me: kya! *Expressing genuine surprise*
Voice: 3*****222
Me: Haan, magar mera number hai: 3*****22
Voice: Same-same.
Me: Aapne extra 2 daala hai, Rajiv ne galat number diya hai aapko.
Voice: Nahin, usney yehi number diya hai!!
Me: Galat number diya hai ji, bye.
Voice: Rajiv ko....
^click^ *I cut the line*
Phone: Trrrrring Triiinnnnnnggg!!
Me: Hello!!!!!!!!! *Darned Effer me thinks!*
Voice: Rajiv?
Me: Yaar, jusr Effin' check the number!!!!
Voice: Sorry bhai, hindi mein bol.
Me: Kitney number 9 digit ke hotein hain?
Voice: 8 digit ke hai, 9 hai hee nahin.
Me: Answer mila? Bye!
^click^ *I cut the line*
Phone: Trrrrring Triiinnnnnnggg!!
Voice: Rajiv ko dena please....
Me: Number kaunsa dial kiya?
Voice: 3*****222
Me: Voh 9 digit ka number hai, mera number 3*****22 hai. Please call karna band karo! Bye!
Voice: Oh!! kaisa ulloo hoon. Maaf karna bhai saab, galti ho gayi.
Me: Thank you, and don't call again....
^click^ *I cut the line*
At this point, I notice that the coffee's gone cold and I'm five minutes late for my class.... What a pain!!
Kaydeeyoh!
